About bags and nuts
My husband and I were playing hosts to friends of ours who came to town last week. As we were walking down town and looking through the stores, a stand with new bags caught my attention. I have this fetish for bags. I just love buying new bags.
As I was considering buying the bag, I decided to hold myself back, and to make light of my obsession with bags. So I asked my husband, "I wonder if there's a name to people who love buying new bags like I do?" He just shrugged. I was expecting him to say Bag Lady, but he didn't (though someone else did).
I started mumbling out loud the different options for what it'd be called, when I stopped on "bag nut" and in my typical dyslexic Hebrew manner switched the words around and said "nut bag" - at this point, my husband piped up and said, "No, that'd be scrotum!"
As I was considering buying the bag, I decided to hold myself back, and to make light of my obsession with bags. So I asked my husband, "I wonder if there's a name to people who love buying new bags like I do?" He just shrugged. I was expecting him to say Bag Lady, but he didn't (though someone else did).
I started mumbling out loud the different options for what it'd be called, when I stopped on "bag nut" and in my typical dyslexic Hebrew manner switched the words around and said "nut bag" - at this point, my husband piped up and said, "No, that'd be scrotum!"
3 Comments:
Well personally I would have said bag lady, but I think your answer and your husband's interpretation of it is almost perfect.
By Mike, at 10:31 PM, September 24, 2006
Dropped by to say hi and see how ure doing...hope ure doing gr8 :)
By Aftab Iqbal, at 5:41 PM, September 25, 2006
Aftab, nice to see your pixels back here. Ramadan Mubarak to you!
By Mybrid, at 9:10 PM, September 25, 2006
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