Like a boomerang

My plan to surprise my husband for his birthday shot back like a boomerang!

I completely ignored his birthday from the morning till after the contractor left our house from installing a cabinet. Then I went over to the room where he was playing his video game.

Mybrid: "So...did you find your birthday present yet?"

Ybrid: "Yeah, a week and a half ago."

Mybrid: "Funny, but it only arrived a week ago!"

Ybrid: "Oh. I guess it was a week ago then."

Mybrid: "So why didn't you TELL ME you saw it?!!!"

Ybrid: "I figured you had a plan."

Yeah, the plan was to hang you, you moron.